[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (That's for being so expensive, Hetalia collectibles. ; A
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Since When Was That There!?)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (What's So Wrong About It???)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. ( Oh that's what you call reminiscing, it happens ALL the time. :'B )
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush. (The Tree Moved Though!)
[x] You have been called a blond. (Only Once Though=

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Been Tricked Before )
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Haha I Win)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Been Tricked Before..)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (Knowing Doesn't Stop Me From Loving It )
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (It's Not My Fault.. The Ground Loves Me Too Much=
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Speechless O.o)

TOTAL: 9

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Can't Remember It Anymoreee)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Three Fingers Or Less Is Too Litte, I Prefer Typing Quickly To Save Time...)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Nothing Wrong With It )
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Andddd~?)

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Haha Filipino And Maths Classes Normally^^)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I Love These Momentsss)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I Get Memory Loss=
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (They Love Me Too Much)
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (They Don't Mind.. But II Do=

TOTAL: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Its Easier.. But When Its Hard I Dont.. Wei~~~rd)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Ew No~ But It Went To My Eye=
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Yep .. Sleeping, Coursework, Clean Kitchen, Iron Clothes, Take A Shower [Love Takin Showers^^])
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Oops=
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Haha .. Done It Millions Of Times .. Worse Was When I Was Looking For My Glasses, I Was Wearing It At The Time!)

TOTAL: 19

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. (That's Stupiddd)
[x] You break a lot of things. (They Don't Like Me=
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Oh Sh*t I Just Did )
[x] You have fallen out of a chair before. (Nothin Wrong With It )
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Am I The Ony One?)
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently. (I'm Proud Not To Have )
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means. ()
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (Yepp== I Used To Use Huh Now Its What Cause They Ask Me Wat Huh Means)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (And~?)

TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% retarded